Welcome to Frankly Shabby Cucumbers
Home of the most questionable cucumbers you’ll ever see!
Our History
Founded in 2025, Frankly Shabby Cucumbers combines innovation, humor, and questionable farming!
Cucumbery Stuff
#1 Shabby Cucumber (2025)
Won at the Shabby Cucumber Competition 2025.
Only Shabby Cucumber in UK Award (2025)
Won at the Shabby Cucumber Competition 2025.
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